Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry  (via thatkindofwoman)
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